Kubo answers how Ichigo and Orihime started dating!

alvi:

what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow’d their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups

minotaurclub:

me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad

skittlespizza:

bitches hate me because of my…. bad personality…. paranoid nature… addictive tendencies……the torture basement.

tolerateit:

women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?? 

otabekisautistic:

lvgvcy:

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

throathole:

I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

jesuschristssupernova:

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

idontmindifuforgetme:

you think you’re soooo funny. well you are. let me kiss you

chanandlers:

Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957)
Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014)
Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)